Stranger on the Street

Hey I had one of those! (pointing in my general direction as I put away my phone)
Really?
Yea I like your boots
Thanks
You know I'm a Scorpio Libra
Really
Yea I was trying to get a scorpion necklace from this guy in San Francisco. And you know what he sold me?
What
A fucking dragon with 3 claws!
Really?
Yea a DRAGON! You know what a scorpion is? You know, goes like this (hand motion wavy and snaping)
Yes I know what a scorpion is
So I asked this guy "who are you?" and he said "I'm a Druid" and I was like "WHAT?" I'm like Druids are only in fucking fairy tales right?
Yea that's right
So my girlfriend. We were in San Francisco. And she started smoking meth amphetamine! And I was like "Get out. Get out of my apartment!" it's crazy you know!
Yep
California man... You know I'm like a care giver. Yea my mother was too. She liked the church. A lot. She was a nun. My mother was a nun.
Oh really?
Yea..

This guy who started talking to me on the street. He had on a time-turner necklace from Harry Potter. He also had a cross with Jesus on it. And multiple bandannas hanging from his pocket. He had on reflective blue sunglasses and long curly black hair.

Donald Where's your Trousers?

I like this song. It's called Donald Where's your Trousers. It's a Scottish Folk song.

1. I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,
   I’m no very big and I'm awful shy,
   And the lassies shout when I go by,
   " Donald where’s your troosers."
   
   Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
   Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,
   And all the lassies shout hello
   Donald where'syour troosers.
2. A Lassie took me to a ball
   And it was slippery in the hall
   And I was feart that I would fall
   Fur I hadnae on ma' troosers
   Chorus
3. I went down to London Town
   And I had some fun in the underground
   The ladies turned their heads around
   Saying "Donald where's your troosers".
   Chorus
4. To wear the kilt is my delight
   It isna wrong, I know its right
   The islanders would get a fright
   If they saw me in the troosers
   Chorus
5. They'd like to wed me everywan
   Just let them catch me if they can
   You cannae tak’ the breeks aff a Hielan’ man
   And I don't wear the troosers
   Chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_Zgla48g4

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