Stranger on the Street

Hey I had one of those! (pointing in my general direction as I put away my phone)
Really?
Yea I like your boots
Thanks
You know I'm a Scorpio Libra
Really
Yea I was trying to get a scorpion necklace from this guy in San Francisco. And you know what he sold me?
What
A fucking dragon with 3 claws!
Really?
Yea a DRAGON! You know what a scorpion is? You know, goes like this (hand motion wavy and snaping)
Yes I know what a scorpion is
So I asked this guy "who are you?" and he said "I'm a Druid" and I was like "WHAT?" I'm like Druids are only in fucking fairy tales right?
Yea that's right
So my girlfriend. We were in San Francisco. And she started smoking meth amphetamine! And I was like "Get out. Get out of my apartment!" it's crazy you know!
Yep
California man... You know I'm like a care giver. Yea my mother was too. She liked the church. A lot. She was a nun. My mother was a nun.
Oh really?
Yea..

This guy who started talking to me on the street. He had on a time-turner necklace from Harry Potter. He also had a cross with Jesus on it. And multiple bandannas hanging from his pocket. He had on reflective blue sunglasses and long curly black hair.