Dear Blond Blond Girl,
You are very pretty and have fantastic style. I loved your brown Dior purse in the fall and now, with the new cold winter season, the arrival of your new designer black leather bag fills me with envy. I peer at it every day in class trying to figure out who makes it but alas, the angle is never quite right... So I sit in anticipation for the moment when you reveal the beautiful designer who sculpted your gorgeous purse. I love the gold hardware and the soft muted leather finish. I imagine if I am ever close enough to it then I would smell the cool musk of expertly worked leather that identifies it as a truly worthy bag.
Okay, now I hate to turn to more negative things after admiring such a beautiful bag, but yet I just have to ask... What possessed you to mutilate your hair like that!??
Darling, judging by your eyebrows either you are a natural blond, or you go all the way with your dye job and got your eyebrows done to complete the golden facade. So please, explain to me-- WHY have you bleached a platinum cap onto the top half of your beautiful banana blond head?? The yellowy waves which fall over your shoulders are expertly ironed, so clearly you have some skills in the grooming department. So again, why is your skull area practically white? Did your hairdresser go crazy when touching up your roots? Or was this an intentional diversion from consistency? I think I would understand better if you had various blond highlights, but this is almost a straight line dividing your two shades of blond.
Perhaps this is a new high class fashion that my lowly brunette head hasn't been privy too. Or maybe it is a blonds only style... I cant imagine a ginger dumping a cup of bleach on her skull, why would you?
well, until next time BBG-
-Plain Jane Brunette who stole your purse
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